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May 06 So, says ISo, says I.
“So,” says I to my favorite Korean gas station/convenience store owner, “where are the gallon jugs of water?” “I’m out.” Says he. “You’re out? Of water?” Says I. “Yeah.” Says he. “How can you be out of water? That doesn’t make any sense.” Says I. “I’m oooooouuuut.” Says he. “C’mon man, it’s freakin WATER. What’s the deal? How can you be out of water? Are they on strike down at the WATER FACTORY? Did someone FORGET THE RECIPIE? What’s the deal? Did the guy who turns the valve call in sick? What the hell…… That doesn’t make any sense!” Says I. “You want to know what doesn’t make any sense?” Says he. “What?” Says I. “That you come in here and BUY water from me for $1.00 a gallon.” Says he. “Yeah?” Says I. “Yeah.” Says he. “So,” Says I, “that’s exactly why you shouldn’t be OUT.” February 28 Barak Obama??The way it is.
I read somewhere in the news that some people say we are not "ready" to accept a "Black" president. Well, I say.... That's Bullsh*t. Barak Obama is young-ish, a charmer, a very good public speaker, and doesn't seem to get bent out of shape when that old hag Hillary-ous Clinton makes faces at him and blows steam out her nose during the "debates" on tv. Really, that Barak guy has alot going for him, and anyone who says he is not qualified for the job because of his SKIN COLOR alone is not up to speed with the real world. I myself, would have no problem voting for a "Black" guy like Barak.
If he wasn't a COMMUNIST.
For my friend EbonyDragon, a definition of Communist.
"Communism is an ideology that seeks to establish a classless, stateless social organization based on common ownership of the means of production. It can be considered a branch of the broader socialist movement. ..."
From Wikipedia.
Just to be clear, Hillary Clinton is also a communist. Where's my proof? See "Socialized Health Care". Yes, that is what Obama and Hillary are going to ram down our throats if they are elected. Notice the word "Socialized"? Yes, it's meaning is derrived from Socialist, which is the Evil father of Communism.
If that's not enough, then here; Obamie Commie!
October 23 Questions and Answers........Q. What's better than hate mail?
A. Some moron makes a whole webpage about you.
Yes! And the little fu*ker even did a pretty good job too, for being FULL BLOWN RETARDED. I laughed my ass off. Have a look if you like.....fake megabrad page.
I told the guy I would give him an award for all the effort he put into making that page for me. I'm thinking I can add here a picture....... September 13 MEGABRAD.... ON WORK. 10 Percent of the time, I'm an a-hole.
100 Percent of the time, I'm ok with that.
A friend of mine was bored at work, so he emailed me and asked if I would send him some jokes and pictures of nekkid ladies. The jokes I can do. The nekkid ladies? Well, I don't happen to have any of that "quality content" on my computer, so this is what I sent him. I hope he likes it.
May 08 Earth in the Balance?There is a catastrophe upon us, that is so huge, it will destroy life as we know it. Yes! It’s true! You as the “general public” have not been told due to the fact that you would all riot and make things worse for yourselves. I don’t care about that, though, so as the leading Evil Scientist in charge of, uh, things that are generally Evil and related to science, I feel it is my duty to inform you. Have you noticed that Earths weather lately has been ‘knocked out of balance’? Have you noticed a large increase in tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes, and tsunamis? Of course you have! And you are wondering “What the hell is going on? Is that Fat Albert Gore character right about all that “global warming”? Is there something to that “Earth in the balance” crap that he’s been spouting off about? Well, I hope you’re sitting down, because……. No! There is no global warming, but……… Yes! The Earth is OUT OF BALANCE!!!!!!! Not just the planet Earth, but the WHOLE DAMN SOLAR SYSTEM!!! Yes! True,…shocking!!!!! If you feel like screaming now, well, go ahead. I don’t blame you. You should be terrified! The whole damn solar system is wobbling out of control like a retarded kid exiting a carnival ride. The planets are confused in their orbits around the sun, affecting the gravitational and electromagnetic fields influencing our Earth, causing our severe weather. Yes! And it’s only going to get worse. The reason is,… There is a whole planet missing from our solar system. Yes. Well, not just “missing”, but rather, EATEN! Yeah, I said eaten. That’s right. And I know who did it. Rosie O’Donnell has eaten the planet Uranus, and has thrown our solar system out of control. Don’t believe me? Look at the evidence!
Exhibit 1.
Ever since Anna Nicole Smith killed herself (by the way, it was a stupidity overdose, not drugs, trust me), Rosie “Pig” O’Donnell is now by default THE BIGGEST FATTEST BALONEY PIE SUCKING PIG in the universe. She is, in fact, large enough to eat Uranus. No one else is big enough.
Exhibit 2.
Rosie “Pig” O’Donnell is in fact STUPID enough to eat Uranus, thus sending the planets out of control. No one else is that stupid or careless.
Exhibit 3.
I never ever ever LIE ABOUT ANYTHING, or ever exaggerate. You can always trust what I tell you. If I say she did it, that’s good enough for you. Besides, I know people at the CIA. And the Pentagon. They tell me things. Secret things! Yes!
Exhibit 4.
Look at this picture. You can clearly see Pig O’Donnell approaching the planet Uranus! I took this picture with the Hubble space telescope. I hacked into it and I can control it anytime I want. See her pointing to Uranus?
. Exhibit 5.
This is when the big tsunami hit, at the very moment Rosie shoved her thumb up Uranus! . Exhibit 6.
Aha! . Exhibit 7.
Ok, not like you need any more rock solid proof, but in case you’re one of those people saying “There is NO WAY Rosie “sucks lard straight from the can” O’Donnell is even remotely big enough to eat a whole planet”, just look at this. It’s Rosie’s grotesque and immensely hideous cellulite and lard filled ass (and I mean that in the nicest possible way), also as seen from space. In a way, it kind of resembles an overstuffed and badly worn out bean bag chair that was beaten like a piñata until the stuffing came out, and was then refilled with garbage and duck taped back together. In fact, her ass is so horrific that it cracked the lens of the space telescope from a distance of 92,000,000 miles! In any case, you can clearly see that Rosie “Thunder Hog” O’Donnell is responsible not only for spewing her retarded loudmouthed conspiracy theory crap on TV, but more importantly for causing the global weather epidemic that is threatening to destroy our planet. .
I rest my case.
April 18 I'm just sayin'.......If there were just one more of me, like a twin, or better yet, a clone, I would indeed rule the world.
That's all I need. Just one more of me. Indeed!
I'm just sayin'....
That's all.
Now here is an email I received about a tough moral decision. Which choice would YOU make? Hmm?
Subject: Tough question
This is a tough one! Read it slowly. This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where
you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line. You are in Florida , Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane, with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photo journalist working for a major newspaper and you're caught i n the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the woman looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's Hillary Clinton! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under ...... forever.
You have two options--you can save the life of Hillary Clinton, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning
photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful women. So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:
Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white? Oh, and why no update in sooooo freakin long? And no cartoons? I'm so busy kicking ass right now I don't have a leg left to stand on! Yes. So, uh.....
Maybe I will draw you a cartoon in a couple days. Or maybe my clone will do it.
I'm just sayin'.....
Ps. I moved into a new facility! Yes! Here is a picture.... December 22 HO HO HO.....Yeah, it's that time of year again. Time to look at your all time FAVORITE online Christmas card. It's the same as last years, because, well, last years was PERFECT, and there's just NO WAY to improve on perfection.
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